PFCC One Cowboy win, one bottle of cologne, two pairs of underwear

by: The Cold Hard Truth

So after a great Dallas win, probably the best win in many years for the Cowboys, backup running back Joseph Randle, formerly a player at T. Boone Pickens University, thought it would be a good idea to go to the local Dillards and steal a few necessary items to celebrate. The poor guy must have gone commando during the game as he later found it necessary to resolve a minor underwear issue. I haven't seen this much action at the Dillards since Zebbie Lethridge Jr., former Texas Tech Red Raider QB was accused of stealing a $13 pair of earrings back in 1995! Today, I ran across an article from 1999 in the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal (worst named newspaper in the U.S.) that said Zebbie was awarded 22.5 million dollars by a jury for that shoplifting accusation. Somethng tells me that Randle won't be getting a pay raise like that! In fact, the Cowboys have already come back and said that Mr. Randle will not be kicked off the team. They were impressed with his nice juke and cutback moves while eluding police and how good he smelled with his Gucci Guilty Black cologne. Plus, the Cowboys already refer to all their second string players as "Class B misdemeanors" so there should be no change in his status for next week.

I think everyone was surprised by the Cowboy victory last week. By my count, four people went 13-1 on the week Deirdre Kann from Albuquerque, NM. (11th place this week), Mark Plate from Tulsa, OK. (14th place), Scott Overpeck from League City, TX. (20th place), and Rich Pullman from Howell, MI. (in 21st position). However, it was Andrew Tingler from Lake Charles, LA. who ruled Week 6 with a 12-2 record and a 107 point performance! That puts Andrew in 222nd place up 39 spots this week. Congrats on the great week Andrew!

Mr. Brown from Tomahawk, Wisconsin continues to lead the pack after a slightly above average 77 point performance. Powerhouse PFCC contender Marty Mullen remained in second place, cutting into the lead after his 89 point tally. Another bit of good news for Marty. He opted to not fly on Frontier Airlines from Cleveland to Dallas this week to witness Joseph Randle's "Ickey Shuffle" in the Dillard's lingerie department, so to my knowledge, all Dirty-Dawg contestants are safe from the Ebola virus thus far.

You Said Watt? leads the PFCC Group Play with a small lead over perennial power Soggy Bottom Boys. ISIS retains the "third world" spot this week followed by the WFMO All Stars at #4.