PFCC: BREAKING NEWS & Week 8 Wrap

by: exRegionalWeenie

...BREAKING NEWS: DARTH HOODY HATES METEOROLOGISTS...

Since at least a handful of you 'Dawgs are also into the weather, you need to know about a new stain on the reputation of meteorologists that just happened Thursday. It comes to us from none other than Darth Hoody.

New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick cast some new hate on meteorologists. In an interview with nfl.com's Gregg Rosenthal, Darth Hoody says, "If I did my job the way they do theirs, I'd be here about a week." He also said that forecasts two days before a game in New England are "almost always wrong."

Hey coach, thanks a lot.

But he couldn't stop there. Nope. Hadda go further. Hadda play the smart ass card. In a similar interview with ESPNBoston.com, DH said, "Based on the forecasts that we have gotten so far this year, none of them were very close to what the game conditions were. There was a 100 percent chance of rain last week and the only water I saw was on the Gatorade table."

Not that you were on the fence with Belichick anyway, but if you were, you're probably not now. You can read the rest of the interviews here.

With an average score of just 30 points in last week's games, many of us felt crushed like this Philadelphia Eagle. This didn't apply, however, if your name was Cuss Rodder. I seriously did not make up that name nor do I know if it's real. Regardless, Cuss Rodder rode the Redskins' upset of the Cowboys to some PFCC fame. Cuss went 11-3 with 85 points to bring home the bacon. Amos Walker went 11-3 last week, too, but Cuss edged Amos out by 4 points. And thank goodness he won, because can you imagine some of the foul language Cuss would use if he had lost? I can, and I'm almost feeling offended already.

After all the dust settled late Monday night, our leader board was virtually unchanged. Mr. Brown, Clay Weir and Marty Mullen held on to their 1st, 2nd and 3rd place slots, respectively, as did 5th place's Ron Gift. The lone newcomer to the Top 5 is Lake Charles, LA's, Andy Patrick, who moved into 4th.

We have a virtual tie in the Group Standings. You said Watt? has a tiny tiny tiny lead over a group that I shall not name because their name is... is... well it's awful.